I need to find a map

The Premier of Manitoba Canada has resigned.

Manitoba Post has listed his un-accomplishments.

Gary Doer has "led" Manitoba since 1999 and has done a smash-up job of it, as in Crash N Burn.

So, as a Texan, I want to be their new Premier. As long as nobody checks my birth certificate I should be fine.

My Campaign Slogan:

"If Doer didn't do'er, Looney can get'er done!"