"Lie Down and Take It" says Congressman

Representative Dan "Joe" Dirt along with Peter "the King" Piker have introduced a bill into the House that would require all Americans within 1,000 yards of a "high federal official" to lie prone and avert their gaze. They will be forced to lie face down in order to guarantee the safety of the federal official.

"In the wake of the tragedy in Tucson, where it has been shown that we are in danger of peasant uprisings, it is incumbant upon us to put our subjects in their place" said a member of the House RINO Party Cacas.

Other bills would deem the first and second amendments to the Constitution to be have been repealed. "This event proves beyond all doubt that the average person cannot be allowed the luxuries of free speech and possession of a firearm".

Members of the Democrat elite have applauded these RINO's proposals as a step in the right direction. "Keep this up we might even praise them on 'Face the Nation' but let them keep trying" said one leading Democrat.

"Just an approving glance from a member of the Liberal masters is thanks enough" one groveling House Speaker said, crying profusely.

Insane leftwing killer mugshot released

Looks totally normal to me. //sarcasm

Jared Lee Laughner, Lone Nut?

If you see that video on his Youtube channel he certainly sounds like he should reside in an asylum somewhere.

Weird.

Did the blue boy do it?

On Thursday, a koskiddie, boyblue, announced that since his Congresswoman voted against Pelosi she was dead to him. Her name was Gabrielle Giffords of Tucson.

Now she is dead for real, along with at least 6 others.

boyblue should be considered a real suspect! Along with Mexican drug cartels of course.

New Years Resolution

1. Stop procrastinating. I plan on doing this first, in a few weeks.

2. Lose Weight. Hopefully.

3. Find a better job. Maybe one of those plush state jobs.

4. Keep writing in favor of freedom and liberty.

5. Get my eyes checked. Something I put off doing for years and now everything is blurry.

6. Don't waste money. After I start earning some.

7. Give myself some motivation to get this done. Win Lotto, buy an Island!

8. Sleep better.

Petty and Childish Comrade Thorazine

The administrator of the ConservativeCave discussion forum (to be remembered as a gay commie kiddie beastiality porn site) is a baby. This petty, whiny baby cannot admit that he is wrong, he'd rather keep digging. This person whom we will call Thorazine should grow up already.

When you ban a prolific poster who was the least offensive member, you don't follow-up by telling lies about them. You don't come back later and pretended you gave them a warning or a 'time out' when you didn't.

So now, Comrade Thorazine, you are airbrushing me out of the website altogether? So my handle is gone for good?

You have issues buddy. You should have just stayed silent and not made things up after banning me. Just admit you did it and stop trying to rewrite history.

Obama's What??

Obama's tax cuts?

What tax cuts?

This "compromise" keeps income tax rates the same. Leave it to the leftist media to try and give the impression that Obama has made the GOP agree to give the middle class a tax cut. Something the GOP was not opposed to at all.

The GOP threw in the towel on "paygo" and allowed the return of the death tax.
They will also let Obama throw money into the unemployment benefits system without paying for it in spending cuts.

There is also something about a payroll tax cut, but I'm not sure whether they simply push up the amount the employer has to pay to "offset" it.

All in all its a stupid deal, but the dissension among the left is funny and almost worth it.